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Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai

Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai?

Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari soch hai,
Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham hai.
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Leaders think & talk about the solutions

Leaders think & talk about the solutions. Followers think & talk about the problems. -Brian Tracy
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the trick is to enjoy life

the trick is to enjoy life. don’t wish away your days waiting for better ones ahead.
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sit down and shut-up.

You spend the first 2 years teaching children how to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
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Hottest kiss

Sweetest kiss- On the head.
Loveliest kiss- On cheeks!
Most romantic kiss- On the lips!
N the hottest kiss?

On d bike’s silencer. ;)

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Aankhon mein nami..

Tere Na Hone Se Zindagi Mein Bas Itni-Si Kami Rehti
Hain.

Main Chahe Laakh Muskuraon In Aankho Mein Nami
Rehti Hain..
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Ek aadmi ne fish pakdi

Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakdi
ghar aaya to dekha
Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
admi vapas Fish ko nadi me fek aaya.
Fish chillai Congress PARTI zindabad zindabad..!
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How i look while sleeping

Banta singh was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

His wife asked what you are doing?

He said-I’m seeing how I look while sleeping.
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Smartest thing sardar ever did

Do this and you never forget you password. Check this out on what Sardar ji did on this computer password.

Smartest thing sardar ever did:

He changed all his passwords to ‘Incorrect’, so whenever he forgot his password, the computer will remind him.
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Your password is ‘Incorrect’.

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If you resolve

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud
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