Double meaning SMS


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Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai

Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai?

Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari soch hai,
Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham hai.

Men sure have Double Standards

Men sure have Double Standards:

Hate Cats
But Love PUSSY

Hate Donkeys
But Love ASS

Eat Chicken
But Saves His COCK

Hate Dogs
But Enjoy Their Style!!

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Aap ka naam kya hai?

Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prasad.

Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!

Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.

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Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
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Khud uthkar apne hath se
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Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.

Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.

Boy to Girlfriend: Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho. Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar, Pakdu?? Teri Zubaan Ko.

An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy

An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy:
What can u do for me?

The boy replied:
come behind the PYRAMID.
I will make u MUMMY.

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!
1. Kitna LAMBA tha,
2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata,
3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.

Santa court mein judge se

Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!

Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.

Teacher: What is love….???

Teacher: What is love….???
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Student:
‘L’ ko hath me lekar
‘O’ ko dabate hue
‘V’ me dalte waqt jo
‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!